50 Cent Sucks at Baseball Due to Masturbation Injury, Rapper Reveals

Rapper 50 Cent threw arguably the worst opening pitch in baseball of all time last month. But during an Ask Me Anything session on Reddit, the evidently public relations-savvy artist had an excuse.

“I have a skeletal muscle injury on my left shoulder from excessive masturbation so take it easy lol,” 50 Cent quipped online. Shall we file this one under “only on the internet”?

The rapper is also generating buzz for accepting Bitcoins for his fifth studio album, Animal Ambition.

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