Next Media Animation fuels ‘Steve Jobs is a ninja’ rumour with video

The proof is in the pudding, people.

After the whacky rumour started that Steve Jobs was denied when he tried to board his private jet with ninja stars, Next Media Animation wasted no time in putting together this short video. It appears to come from the angle of a security camera (although few security cameras have 1080p HD clarity and full, vibrant colour), so this is probably legitimate evidence. Plus, Steve is wearing is only outfit. And since nobody else wears something so outdated and unfashionable, it’s definitely him. 

The rumour is settled.